Entertain your comPATRIOTS with some of these pigskin party GIANTS:
First Quarter: Don't wait for a commercial break to start putting Mean Beans in your Bloody Mary. 3 beans, minimum. Add a dash of the brine for an extra point.
Second Quarter: Make sure to have plenty of GT 1000s around as halftime approaches to embellish your burgers, sausages, cheese plates and panini.
Third Quarter: Enjoy an entire jar of Smokra all by your lonesome when things start to get tense. This is the Super Bowl! Tell your buddies to crack open their own jars!
Fourth Quarter: Whether your team is beating the other guys or getting beaten, pass around the Phat Beets, pun fully intended!
Postgame: it's time for a little Victory Vodka. How about a Pickletini? Add a little Spears of Influence brine to your Martini and garnish with a Spear. YOU ARE THE CHAMPION, MY FRIEND!
Posted by Rick at February 1, 2008 05:51 PM